Madison Beer is Somebody

Madison Beer went out to lunch in her ripped jeans while carrying a bag. Maybe she fell down while skateboarding, or no! Maybe she was doing the brakes on her car, you know how kneeling on that concrete is so hard on your jeans, that's why you gotta have a moving pad to work on.  Wearing a mask while you're outside by yourself has become the new "tiny dogs in purses". I haven't seen any that are covered in crystals yet, but you know they're out there. You just know they'll have a little flap just big enough for a straw so you can sip your drink.